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Proudly serving Colorado's only saltwater-style hockey experience at 8,000 feet
Shop the CollectionThe Alpine Crab have been a cornerstone of mountain hockey since the franchise's mysterious founding. Combining the rugged spirit of the Colorado Rockies with the tenacious fighting energy of the Chesapeake Bay blue crab, the team represents something that has never quite been explained.
Home games are played at the Old Bay Ice Arena in an undisclosed location somewhere between Breckenridge and Annapolis. Season ticket holders know the way.
The Alpine Crab compete in the Continental Mountain Crustacean Hockey League (CMCHL), where they hold the all-time record for most penalties drawn by a shellfish-themed franchise.
Official licensed merchandise. Each item is hand-inspected by a crab.
Fan Favorite
Classic team tee and mesh-back trucker hat. The official uniform of anyone who has ever said "I didn't know they had a hockey team" at a bar in Denver.
$67.00 USD (or 340 crab legs)
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Sleeper Hit
Button-front shirt with matching all-over-print bottoms. Designed for watching away games you can't actually find on any channel. Red piping detail says "I take this seriously."
$89.00 USD (crab leg exchange rate varies)
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Limited Edition
For when you want to show team spirit in the most personal way possible. Lace detailing, all-over crab print, and a level of commitment to a minor league hockey team that will concern your loved ones.
$112.00 USD (dignity not included)
Inquire to PurchaseExpanding the collection. All items are pending league approval.
For the fan who walks to the arena uphill both ways. Crampon-style grip with embroidered crab logo. OSHA has questions.
Coming Spring 2026The official fragrance. Top notes of pine and fresh powder. Base notes of Old Bay and Zamboni exhaust. Banned in three counties.
Coming Summer 2026Full-size adult bib in team colors. Originally designed for crab feasts, now mandatory at all home games per Section 14 of the arena code.
Coming Fall 202612-pack of stickers including "My Other Car is a Crab Boat," "I-70 to I-95: The Crab Corridor," and the classic "Honk If You're a Crustacean."
Coming Winter 2026Merino wool blend with reinforced claw pocket. Yes, claw pocket. Don't ask, just wear them.
Coming Spring 2027A collaboration between the team nutritionist and a guy from Baltimore who "knows a guy." Scoville rating: classified. Served exclusively at the Old Bay Ice Arena concession stand.
Coming Summer 2027All orders are processed manually by our staff of one. Please allow 4-6 weeks, or 4-6 months during molting season.