Alpine Crab Crest

Alpine Crab

Official Team Store

Proudly serving Colorado's only saltwater-style hockey experience at 8,000 feet

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The Franchise

The Alpine Crab have been a cornerstone of mountain hockey since the franchise's mysterious founding. Combining the rugged spirit of the Colorado Rockies with the tenacious fighting energy of the Chesapeake Bay blue crab, the team represents something that has never quite been explained.

Home games are played at the Old Bay Ice Arena in an undisclosed location somewhere between Breckenridge and Annapolis. Season ticket holders know the way.

The Alpine Crab compete in the Continental Mountain Crustacean Hockey League (CMCHL), where they hold the all-time record for most penalties drawn by a shellfish-themed franchise.

0 Championship Titles
8,247 Altitude (ft)
2 States Claimed
14 Fans (Verified)

Team Store

Official licensed merchandise. Each item is hand-inspected by a crab.

Alpine Crab Classic Tee and Trucker Hat Fan Favorite

The Essentials Pack

Classic team tee and mesh-back trucker hat. The official uniform of anyone who has ever said "I didn't know they had a hockey team" at a bar in Denver.

$67.00 USD (or 340 crab legs)

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Alpine Crab Pajama Set Sleeper Hit

Game Night Pajama Set

Button-front shirt with matching all-over-print bottoms. Designed for watching away games you can't actually find on any channel. Red piping detail says "I take this seriously."

$89.00 USD (crab leg exchange rate varies)

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Alpine Crab Intimates Collection Limited Edition

The Chesapeake Collection

For when you want to show team spirit in the most personal way possible. Lace detailing, all-over crab print, and a level of commitment to a minor league hockey team that will concern your loved ones.

$112.00 USD (dignity not included)

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Upcoming Releases

Expanding the collection. All items are pending league approval.

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Alpine Crab Ice Cleats

For the fan who walks to the arena uphill both ways. Crampon-style grip with embroidered crab logo. OSHA has questions.

Coming Spring 2026
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Eau de Crabe

The official fragrance. Top notes of pine and fresh powder. Base notes of Old Bay and Zamboni exhaust. Banned in three counties.

Coming Summer 2026
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Crab Bib (Game Day Edition)

Full-size adult bib in team colors. Originally designed for crab feasts, now mandatory at all home games per Section 14 of the arena code.

Coming Fall 2026
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Bumper Sticker Megapack

12-pack of stickers including "My Other Car is a Crab Boat," "I-70 to I-95: The Crab Corridor," and the classic "Honk If You're a Crustacean."

Coming Winter 2026
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Alpine Crab Ski Socks

Merino wool blend with reinforced claw pocket. Yes, claw pocket. Don't ask, just wear them.

Coming Spring 2027
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Hot Sauce: "The Pinch"

A collaboration between the team nutritionist and a guy from Baltimore who "knows a guy." Scoville rating: classified. Served exclusively at the Old Bay Ice Arena concession stand.

Coming Summer 2027

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All orders are processed manually by our staff of one. Please allow 4-6 weeks, or 4-6 months during molting season.